EOBR Elogs - which brand to get?

[in2trux]

I've been running ELD, EOBR's on and off for the last 30+ years. Honeywell, Xata, Quallcom.
The one thing I always loved about trucking was the FREEDOM of the road. What? Now I have to have big brother riding shotgun? I will figure out a way to leave his ass at the next truck stop.
Somehow I have managed to operate SAFELY for almost 40 years, without wreaking any trucks, killing innocent people or being a general nuisance.

It insults me that, I am not capable of filling out a paper log, which by the way, you must do when the EOBR fails, and they do! I'm smart enough to know when I need to sleep. How did I ever make it this far without umpteen thousand regulations?
Not everyone is a marathon runner, so why should we be forced to run in the special olympics?
Let's not forget that it is my CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to privacy!

What next? Checking for skid marks in my drawers?

TIME TO DRAIN THE SWAMP!